I wish this was a lie…. I really do…. I mean, it’s not as bad as this strip may make it seem, but i find myself dodging flying pigeons constantly…. It leaves me looking like an idiot walking down the street, cuz people see me swatting at the air, and doing weird evasive maneuvers… I have had pigeons land on my head a few times… It’s gross!!! I hate you pigeons…. I will get my revenge….. one day….